I love poetry
Did you hear that Shakespeare died? (cue dumb laughing)
Apparently he died on his birthday
Come on, everyone knows that.
Romeo and Juliet get me on some of that action lol
Can you keep your hormones to yourself? They're getting in my way of actually learning.
Juliet must have been peng
She's a fictional character.
Romeo was like a 40 year old dating like a 14 year old
That's so weird
Shakespeare was a p***
Miss I think Shakespeare wrote some inappropriate stuff we can't learn
Nice one, now even the teacher thinks you're funny.
Do you want to be the Romeo to my Juliet (cue dumb laughing)
No. Not really. I'd rather marry Shakespeare than you.
Why are you so quiet like you never answer anyones questions
I know right
It's kind of rude (cue dumb laughing)
I'm not quiet I just don't like talking to you
Wait did I say that out loud. Help.
Fried mate (cue dumb laughing)
Like your head.
I think you look really beautiful today (cue dumb laughing)
I think you look really ugly today.
Here we go again.